I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again… who doesn’t heart McKinley?
even though i don’t really want one.
apparently in the future social media will rule us all so it’s either learn through it or starve forever.
… i really really like food (and the potential to be fabulous).
[After a week and a half of not tweeting once, I have deleted my twitter. Happy Independence Day. Fuck it. If I suddenly need to prove how sociable I am to a job interviewer I’ll just have them call every person I know. Or maybe I should just tattoo “Does not play well with others (under the guise of social media)” across my chest. Decisions, decisions.]
Olive always wins. Conclusion: Doomed to fail. Forever.
Maude bless Vaginaca
Snatch that I love
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with the clit from above
From the g-spot to the labies
Fill the sky with nightly moans
Maude bless Vaginaca, my home sweet home