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f0xslut asked: I AM LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT UR FLORIDA POST TAGS OMFG


Answer:

moonie-couture:

secret-tunnel-of-magical-girls:

moonie-couture:

These are the things I have learned since living in Florida:
- Disney World
- old people, so many old people
- they fucking love orange juice and other various citrus fruits in liquid form
- probably nobody has scurvy here
- alligators
- If it’s deadly or toxic fauna/flora it’s probably found its way into the Everglades
- said deadly or toxic fauna/flora might eat your pets or small children so keep them on leashes at all times
- hurricanes are a bitch
- palm trees don’t have coconuts around here it’s such a fuckin rip off
- don’t go shopping on days where stores are giving out free food samples, old people flock on those days
- IT’S TOO FRACKING HOT JUST DON’T COME HERE UNLESS YOU WANT TO MELT OR GET EATEN BY OVERSIZED PREHISTORIC REPTILES

I live on the beachside, which means aside from all of this, I also get to deal with tourists who go 15 MPH on A1A and make going to the beach on weekends a complete pain. And snowbirds.

Saaaame, it’s a major tourist destination AND senior central where I live, so that’s a triply whammy. You either get stuck behind lost and/or confused tourists, the geriatrics who forget they’re driving, or the average maniacal Floridian driver.

I’m so sorry - I am the maniacal Florida driver forever.

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nprbooks:

Junot Diaz, Ken Chen, Dawn Davis and Johnny Temple are just a few of the voices in the second installment of Lynn Neary’s series on diversity in publishing. (Here’s the first, and here’s the Pew study mentioned above.)

You can join the conversation on Twitter and Facebook using the hashtag #whoisgettingpublished, or send us a story of your own experience here.

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smithsonianlibraries:

detroitlib:

#ThrowBackThursday

We wanted to share this charming label found in many of our books for #TBT.  It dates to a time when the library was known as the Public Library of the City of Detroit (before 1865).. We love the wording, but love the five cent fine for grease spots even more.

Hope you enjoy this as much as we do!

Wow, they were pretty hard core about fines - 5 cents for dog-earring a page!

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roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

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"Nothing makes white people more uncomfortable than black anger. But nothing is more threatening to black people on a systemic level than white anger. It won’t show up in mass killings. It will show up in overpolicing, mass incarceration, the gutting of the social safety net, and the occasional dead black kid."
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Diane Guerrero, Dascha Polanco, Laura Gomez & Jackie Cruz for Cosmopolitan Latinas (Summer 2014)

(Source: crazybitcharoundhere, via shebopbop)

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leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.

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These are actually solid questions

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
4. Do you plan outfits?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
9. Three of your current feelings?
10. What are you craving right now?
11. Turn ons?
12. Turn offs?
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
18. Favorite movie ever?
19. Do you like yourself?
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
21. Could you handle being in the military?
22. What are you listening to right now?
23. How many countries have you visited?
24. Are your parents strict?
25. Would you go sky diving?
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
27. Whats on your mind right now?
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
30. Do you rent movies often?
31. Whats your zodiac sign?
32. When was the last time you had sex?
33. Name five facts about yourself.
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
36. Brown or white eggs?
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
38. Ever been on a train?
39. Ever been in love?
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?
43. Whom do you admire and why?
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
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phantomjoe309:

East Los Angeles female gang members in a police lineup, 1942.
Source: lapl.org

phantomjoe309:

East Los Angeles female gang members in a police lineup, 1942.

Source: lapl.org

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soulchick:

Basquiat-inspired collection by Niapsou Di, Senegalese designer living in Montreal.

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Let's Not Let This Get Buried: Deported Children Being Killed After Being Sent Back. →

jackpowerx:

I hate everything.

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nprbooks:

NPR’s Lynn Neary interviewed Torres for the first in a two-part series about diversity in publishing. You can join the conversation on Twitter and Facebook using the hashtag #whoisgettingpublished, or send us a story of your own experience here.

nprbooks:

NPR’s Lynn Neary interviewed Torres for the first in a two-part series about diversity in publishing. You can join the conversation on Twitter and Facebook using the hashtag #whoisgettingpublished, or send us a story of your own experience here.

— 2 days ago with 70 notes